Win brand-name stuff for up to 95% off retail. Yes, really. No, it’s not a scam. Yes, we get asked that a lot. Win brand-name stuff for up to 95% off. Yes, really.
We’d say it’s so easy a caveman could do it, but that felt mean
Sign up free, verify your email, and grab your bonus bids. Takes about as long as it does to decide what to watch on Netflix. Sign up free & get bonus bids.
New members start with our $9.99 Starter Pack — 60 paid bids + 20 free ones. You’ll love it. Pinky promise. $9.99 Starter Pack — 80 bids total.
Each bid raises the price by $0.01 and resets the clock. The suspense is real. Your palms will sweat. You’ve been warned. Each bid = +$0.01 & more time. Heart attack not included.
Last bidder when the timer hits zero wins. You pay the final price (usually just a few dollars). Then you tell all your friends about it forever. Last bidder wins. Brag rights included free.
Two things every new member should know (and one of them is actually great news)
Think of it as orientation. Before you can raid the bigger bid bundles, every new member kicks off with our $9.99 New Member Special — 60 paid bids + 20 free ones, at just $0.13 per bid.
Why? Because we want your first experience to be a good one, and $9.99 is a genuinely low-stakes way to find out if penny auctions are your thing. Once you’ve made that first purchase, all our other bid packs open right up.
The Starter Pack is a one-time deal. You can’t buy it twice. You’re welcome.
Yeah. On the Starter Pack. Yeah, really.
Tried it, didn’t love it? We’ll give you your $9.99 back in full. No passive-aggressive emails. No fine print maze. Just money, back in your account.
Penny auctions reward patience and timing almost as much as stubbornness. Here are some tactics that seasoned bidders swear by — and one or two they probably wish they’d discovered sooner. Patience + timing + stubbornness. Here’s what works.
Every item includes the full manufacturer warranty. We source directly from authorized distributors. Not a flea market. Not “like new.” New.
Watch a few auctions without bidding. Study the patterns like a nature documentary. Learn when things slow down. Then pounce. Or bid. Same thing.
Early bidders often burn through bids before the finale. Wait until the last few minutes and swoop in while others are reloading. Rude? Maybe. Effective? Absolutely.
Set up proxy bidding, walk away, and let the system bid on your behalf. You can be at dinner, asleep, or pretending to work. The bot doesn’t judge.
Auctions ending at 2am have fewer bidders. Fewer bidders = better odds. Your sleep schedule suffers. Your win rate doesn’t. It’s a trade-off.
Spreading bids across every auction is how you lose bids across every auction. Focus. Target one or two auctions you actually want. Bid with conviction.
Set a bid budget before you start. If you hit it, stop. And remember: Buy It Now lets you apply your spent bids toward the retail price — so nothing’s ever totally wasted.
The boring-but-important stuff that happens after the confetti settles
Confetti screen, email confirmation, and the very smug satisfaction of knowing you just outbid everyone. Revel in it.
You pay the final auction price — typically just a few dollars. You have 3 days to complete payment before we get sad and possibly issue a strike. We accept PayPal and major cards.
Once payment lands, we carefully box up your brand new, factory-sealed item and send it on its way with full tracking. Full manufacturer warranty included. Because that’s just how we roll.
Enjoy the thing you just got for way less than retail. Tell your friends. Show your neighbors. Post it online. Come back and do it again. We’ll be here.
Stack up bids without crying about your bank account
Create a free account and we drop bonus bids in immediately. No purchase required. We like meeting new people.
Share your referral link. When they sign up and make their first purchase, you both get free bids. Friendship never paid this well.
Bigger bid bundles come loaded with bonus bids at no extra cost. The math is simple and suspiciously generous. We know.
Here’s what an actual winning auction looks like when you run the numbers
Because “just paying retail” is a terrible personality trait
The kind of savings that make your friends suspicious
Suspiciously good savings
Factory sealed. Full warranties. Not your uncle’s stuff.
Sealed. Warranted. Not used.
On everything you win. Which we hope is a lot.
On every win
Advanced systems. Fair play. No shady business.
No shady business
We’ve been asked all of these. Multiple times. By your type.
Join thousands of very smug, very happy winners who definitely told their friends about it.
New member? Your first pack comes with a 7-day money-back guarantee. The risk is basically zero. The savings are very much not zero.